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Best portfolio websites and WordPress themes for artists who want to look established

If you’re serious about selling work, getting shows, or looking remotely established, Instagram is not enough.

It’s useful, sure. But it’s rented land, the feed is chaotic, and the context is terrible. Somebody might like one image and then immediately get distracted by a dog in a costume, three reels about kitchen renovations, and a teenager lip-syncing in vampire makeup. That’s not really a portfolio. That’s a slot machine.

A real artist website still matters because it gives your work framing, pacing, and legitimacy. It lets you decide what people see first, what story they understand about the work, and where they go next if they want to buy, inquire, follow, or invite you into something interesting.

What an artist portfolio site actually needs

Not much, honestly. That’s why so many artists overcomplicate it.

  • A clean homepage with one strong sentence about what you make.
  • A gallery or portfolio page that is easy to browse.
  • A short bio or statement that sounds like a human being.
  • Contact information that doesn’t make people dig.
  • If you’re selling anything, a simple path to buy or inquire.

That’s the core. You do not need a twelve-tab labyrinth with flashing widgets, fake texture backgrounds, autoplay music, or thirty-seven categories of “recent works in progress unless unfinished.” You need clarity. The work should feel expensive, even if the site is simple.

WordPress is still a solid choice for artists

I know, it’s not sexy. But it works. You control the structure, you can grow into it, and if you pick a decent theme you won’t have to rebuild the whole thing every time you learn one more thing about design.

This guide on building a portfolio website with WordPress is a good practical breakdown if you’re starting from scratch or trying to clean up a site that’s gotten lumpy over the years. It covers the obvious stuff artists often skip, like portfolio-ready themes, gallery plugins, and the basic architecture that makes a site feel intentional instead of improvised.

If you want a faster shortcut, the Infinito WordPress theme is a decent example of the kind of layout flexibility that works well for visual work. You can keep it minimal, lead with large images, and make separate pages for exhibitions, commissions, prints, or whatever else you’re actually trying to push.

Presentation is branding, whether you like that word or not

Some artists hate the idea of branding because it sounds fake or commercial. Fine. Call it mood, coherence, atmosphere, visual personality, whatever makes you less allergic. But it still matters.

The fonts, spacing, colors, image size, page rhythm, and even how much empty space you leave around the work all affect whether visitors think you know what you’re doing. This article on personal branding for creatives is old but still useful on that point: the design around the work changes how people experience the work.

You don’t need to invent a fake persona. You just need the site to feel like it belongs to the same person who made the art.

If you sell books, catalogs, or zines, the cover matters too

A lot of artists branch into small printed products eventually: exhibition catalogs, poetry chapbooks, process zines, sketchbook collections, photo books, or weird little limited-run objects. The mistake is treating those like side projects that don’t need the same visual discipline as the paintings.

They do. Maybe more, because now you’re competing at thumbnail size and asking people to pay for a designed object. This guide to book cover design is obviously built for authors, but the same principles carry over to art books and small editions: hierarchy, contrast, readability, and making the thing look like it deserves to exist in the world.

Make it easy for someone to take the next step

What do you want this site to do?

Get you commissions? Sell originals? Land exhibitions? Build an audience? Move prints? Grow a list? The site should make that obvious. Not by screaming it everywhere, but by quietly guiding people into the next action that makes sense.

A good artist website isn’t there just to prove you’re real. It’s there to make the work easier to trust, easier to remember, and easier to buy.

Selling prints, zines, and art books: the design basics artists skip

A lot of artists obsess over the making and then completely phone in the packaging.

The painting is great, the drawings are great, the photos are great, the writing is probably great too. But the print set goes up with a weak promo image, the zine gets a cover that looks like a school assignment, and the little art book people might have bought ends up looking homemade in the bad sense. Then everybody wonders why nobody clicked.

If you’re selling prints, zines, or art books, design isn’t decoration. It’s the sales pitch.

Your cover has to do more than look “creative”

This is where people get lost. They want the cover to express everything at once: the emotion, the chaos, the politics, the vulnerability, the conceptual framework, the hidden references, the jokes. But a cover mostly needs to do three things:

  • grab attention fast,
  • signal the kind of thing this is,
  • stay readable at a small size.

That’s true whether you’re selling a poetry zine, a print catalog, a collection of sketches, or an actual book. If the title disappears, the image is muddy, and the whole thing only makes sense at full size after a long explanation, you’ve made it harder to sell.

This guide to book cover design is aimed at self-published authors, but the same rules absolutely apply to artist-made objects. Good hierarchy, clear typography, strong contrast, and a cover that still works in thumbnail view are not “book world” problems. They’re visual communication problems.

Mockups matter because people buy the object in their imagination first

A flat JPG of your cover is better than nothing, but a decent mockup makes people feel the thing. Suddenly it’s not just a file. It’s a product. It has weight, edges, texture, format, intention.

If you’re making artist books, process workbooks, comics, or zines, use mockups. Use them on your site, your sales page, your social posts, and anything promotional. The DIY Book Covers cover creator is useful for testing layouts and building cleaner presentation pieces without having to wrestle with some bloated software setup every single time.

Don’t ignore the cheap printed stuff

Business cards, postcards, mini catalogs, leave-behinds, table cards at fairs, price sheets, even QR handouts at exhibitions… these tiny things still do real work. The problem is that artists often treat them like an afterthought, when they’re usually the first physical design object somebody takes home.

If the work is polished but the printed promo piece looks lazy, people feel the gap instantly. This roundup of free business card templates is a decent shortcut if you’re stuck and want to improve the layout fast without defaulting to bland corporate sludge.

Use one visual system across everything

You don’t need everything to match perfectly, but it should feel related. The zine cover, the website, the promo graphics, the business card, and the product mockups should all look like they came from the same world. Not the same template. The same world.

That usually means repeating some mix of the same typography habits, spacing, color logic, image treatment, or tone. If you’re reinventing the wheel every time you make a new little product, you’re creating extra work and weakening recognition.

If the object is worth making, it’s worth presenting well

I know some artists resist this because it feels like marketing contamination. But here’s the blunt truth: better presentation is often the difference between “that’s nice” and “where do I get one?”

You already did the hard part. You made something. Don’t sabotage it at the finish line with weak design, cramped text, ugly mockups, or promo materials that look accidental. Prints, zines, and art books are all part of the artwork now. Treat them like it.

How to write an artist statement that doesn’t sound fake or academic

Most artist statements are trying way too hard to sound important.

They puff up, float away, and stop sounding like a real person made real work with actual hands. That usually happens because artists think they need to sound academic, grant-worthy, or vaguely European. You don’t. You need to sound like somebody who knows what they’re making, why they’re making it, and why another human being should care enough to keep looking.

Start with what the work actually is

Not your destiny. Not your “ongoing interrogation of liminal identity structures.” Just start with the work.

What are you making? Paintings, mixed media, portraits, strange religious icon mashups, little books, giant charcoal heads, whatever. Name the medium. Name the tension. Name the thing your work keeps circling around. If your art keeps returning to the same obsessions, that is the statement. You’re not inventing a fake intellectual framework from scratch. You’re identifying the pattern that’s already there.

A decent opening usually sounds more like this: I make oil paintings that mix religious iconography, pop culture, and uncomfortable humor because I’m interested in the line between devotion and spectacle. That already tells me more than a whole page of inflated curatorial fog.

Say what the work is doing, not what you wish it implied

A lot of artists hide behind abstraction because it feels safer. If you make the language mushy enough, nobody can say you’re wrong. But it also means nobody remembers anything.

Be specific. If the work is about guilt, say guilt. If it’s about consumerism dressed up as holiness, say that. If it’s about loneliness, performance, sex, nationalism, boredom, beauty, disgust, or spiritual confusion, say the words. Let the paintings keep some mystery, sure, but don’t make the statement useless on purpose.

You also don’t need to narrate every symbol. A statement isn’t a decoder ring. It’s a frame. It helps people enter the work without shoving them into a single correct answer.

Keep three versions

This helps more than anything.

  • A one-sentence version for bios, applications, and social profiles.
  • A short paragraph version for your website or exhibition page.
  • A longer version if somebody actually needs the full context.

Most of the time, the short paragraph is enough. If the long version only sounds impressive because it is long, cut it in half. Then cut it again.

Your website matters here too. If the statement lives on a messy, outdated portfolio with bad typography and no visual hierarchy, it doesn’t matter how insightful the words are. This guide on building a portfolio website with WordPress is useful if you’re still treating your site like a storage closet instead of part of the presentation.

Sound like a person, not a brochure

The right tone depends on the work, but clarity always wins. You can be serious without becoming sterile. You can be thoughtful without becoming pompous. You can even be funny, if the work allows it. In fact, if your art has wit, tension, irreverence, or bite, your statement should not read like it was approved by a committee of exhausted administrators.

That doesn’t mean sloppy. It means alive.

I also think artists underestimate how much their statement is part of branding. Not fake branding in the gross influencer sense. I mean the mood people get when they land on your site and try to decide whether you’re memorable, coherent, and worth following. This old piece on personal branding for creatives gets into that side of things pretty well: your style, space, tone, and presentation all shape how people read your work before they even finish the first paragraph.

If you can’t tell whether it’s good, it’s probably too stiff

Read it out loud. If you feel embarrassed, that’s useful data. If you run out of breath halfway through a sentence, fix it. If every noun is abstract and every verb is passive, fix it. If it sounds like anybody could have written it for any artist in any city, fix it.

And if you’re still tangled up in your own language, get another set of eyes on it. Not somebody who’ll flatter you. Somebody who can make it cleaner without killing your voice. If you’re writing a longer artist essay, catalog copy, memoir, or book-length project and the prose is fighting you the whole way, something like these editing services can help tighten things up before you print or publish anything permanent.

Your artist statement doesn’t need to sound smarter than the work. It just needs to sound true.

Hobbies and interests

A couple years ago, I bought a bunch of expired domains. They don’t get any traffic but I had fun building them up, dinosaurs, cats, weed, etc.

They are distractions from my real work – fun hobbies; because I love the branding and ideation of new creative projects… it’s much easier to make something new instead of fix up and improve what I already have. That said, despite almost never blogging at all, some of my sites actually get quite a big of traffic, for random shit like love poetry or onomatopoeia.

I also started an SEO company and have accidentally been making quite a bit of money with guest post content, helping big businesses get more traffic with creative writing and design. For good companies I believe in, this has been an intriguing value proposition, especially since most of the time, I make no money with my creative projects (even the successful ones!)

As a career trajectory, I was doing book cover design and then began making templates and a book cover maker; and also novel editing which has become ai writing tools.

I have too many sites.
It’s honestly a burden, but I hate to let them go, even if they don’t get traffic.

I have expertise and skills that are in demand, but I don’t want to actually do anything (I reluctantly take on clients when I need to) – so I’ve been trying to replace myself with free tools and resources… even as my peers make worse shit and charge much more for it.

I’m hoping to improve.

For Sale

In the next year I plan to be traveling extensively – some of my paintings are large and need a home. I’ve set prices around 1/3 of my normal gallery rates, and they’ll be in storage for the time being…

For sizes, look in my gallery.

Small icons, $100/3000nt each with frame

 

Boy Trouble – $200/7,000NT

 

Orange Juice – $200/7,000NT

 

Fortune Cookie – $200/7000nt

 

Conservation – $200/7,000nt

 

Small icons, $100/3000nt each with frame

 

Endangered Species 瀕臨絕種物種 – $200/7,000NT

 

Adultery – $200/7000NT

 

Skinny - $150/5000nt
Skinny – $150/5000nt

 

 

GirlScoutCookies – $150/5000nt

 

ManPot – $150/5000nt

 

Evangelic – $150/5000nt

Portrait – $150/5000nt

 

Disposable – $200/7000NT

 

Butterflies – $200/7000nt

rubix girl – $200/7000nt

Indigenous Taiwan – $150/5000nt

 

Jesus icon on wood with gold frame – $200/7000nt

Unfinished – best offer?

 

Astrobama Boy $200/7000nt

 

Leonardo diPikachu $200/7000nt

Sailor Gaga $200/7000nt

 

Endangered Species – $200/7000nt

Baptism – $300/10,000nt

 

Intimacy – $150/5,000nt

 

Holiday – $300/10,000nt

 

Eucharist - $300/10,000nt
Eucharist – $300/10,000nt

 

Creation – $300/10,000nt

 

Taiwan Family – $200/7000nt

 

Still-Life $200/7000nt

 

Safe Sex $2000/7000nt

 

Equilibrium $140/5000nt
Equilibrium $140/5000nt

 

Final Markdown $150/5000nt

 

Iscream – $150/5000nt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Review of National Taiwan University (NTU) Chinese Language Center (CLD): My Experience

I’ve just finished a semester of Chinese language study at National Taiwan University’s Chinese Language Center. I’m posting my experience and thoughts about the course here, because I don’t have a blog focusing on Chinese language learning. If you’re thinking about coming to Taiwan to study Chinese, I hope this post helps you making some choices about where to study.

National Taiwan University is Taiwan’s #1 school. Since I’m already studying my PhD at NTU, I started classes at the CLD because it’s convenient for me. Even though the price is high – $35,000nt per course (I think a course is 180hours, so actually the price is not bad).

I’ve been in Taiwan a long time and can speak Chinese, but my writing is very bad. Since NTU uses only an old-fashioned paper-and-pencil test for placement, I did poorly. But then they booked me into the wrong time frame; there were no other openings at the same level and at the right time. At first they told me “sorry, but you can get %50 of your money back.” I pouted for awhile, and they said “or you can try this higher class and see if the teacher lets you in.”

I went with the 2nd option. Actually, the new class was book 3 of the Audio-Visual textbooks, and I already knew a lot of the vocabulary. When I started, the teacher asked “are you sure this class won’t be too easy for you?” The other classmates were also impressed with my speaking.

But my writing sucks, which became more and more apparent, as nearly everyday we spent a lot of time on writing worksheets, writing in the book and workbook, and taking tests. Eventually I stopped doing the work altogether, and started skipping the tests.

In my defense: 1) Writing Chinese Characters by hand is excruciating; I can type them on a computer and recognize them. Spending the time to write them out makes me feel like a caveman drawing pictures on the wall (which is basically what Chinese is). 2) I’m doing my PhD and also running a few small businesses. I want to improve my Chinese but practicing writing characters does not boost my vocabulary, grammar or speaking ability.

I’m a stubborn student and hard to teach. At the end of the course, I learned about half of the material. I had already paid for next semester, but this morning I went in to take another placement test. They have no extra classrooms, so I was in the student room surrounded by extremely annoying and loud people chatting. Then I moved into the hall, which is dimly lit. I gave up on the test because the environment was so frustrating, and I’ve got two conferences this weekend to prepare presentations for. When I gave in my test the tester looked like she’d been expecting me to fail; I surmise that my teacher had been complaining about what a poor student I was. They said I could redo book 3. I didn’t expect them to let me continue to book 4 (why should they?) but said book 3 would be boring. She strongly encouraged me to get a refund and find a new school, as did the office. So I agreed.

Anyway, I don’t blame them for wanting to get rid of me, I was a pain in the ass, and they handle students like me with being rigid in their curriculum and teaching methods. But oh, what a breath of fresh air to go on to the Chinese Culture University’s website and find an online placement test. (http://scedna.sce.pccu.edu.tw/MLCSite/ClassTest/ClassTestMain.aspx). Press play to listen, select the right multiple choice answer. Heaven.

It’s not just Chinese, I’ve never been fond of writing by hand, I have terrible handwriting. But I’m pretty freaking awesome at typing and using a computer. I also love online flashcards, tests, and Chinese language software. I love using Pleco on my iphone to instantly translate characters I don’t know. National Taiwan University CLD seems about a decade behind in language learning technology.

I want to learn Chinese effortlessly and quickly, and be able to use it to express myself immediately. I don’t want to waste a lot of time practicing skills I will never, ever use (like writing out characters by hand).

There were also other little things that annoyed me, like my teacher coming to class and eating her breakfast while making us do busy work, or spending almost 1/2 of all the class hours writing tests and paperwork (stuff that could be done at home independently – classrooms are for speaking, aren’t they?), never being able to operate the audiovisual technology without calling in someone to help turn on the projector, etc.

As an English teacher, I know a thing or two about learning languages – although Chinese is really a beast of a different color. I don’t think any native Chinese speaker, who spent thousands of hours as a child forced to memorize and copy Chinese characters (which, I’m convinced, is why all Chinese people need to wear glasses, having destroyed their eyesight at a young age) can possibly understand what it’s like to learn Chinese as a foreign language. (My teacher’s favorite expression was “this is easy, right? Easy!”)

If you are a serious student interested in traditional Chinese characters and are coming to Taiwan ONLY to learn Chinese, and you’re prepared to focus on handwriting Chinese, then NTU may be a good choice. But they also seem a little unorganized, cramped, with limited classrooms and other cool language learning tools, and I’m not sure that they warrant the price increase (other Chinese Language Centers such as the Chinese Culture University and the National Taiwan Normal University seem cheaper, and more with it). The teachers are probably standard; they all seem to have their own teaching style, and they use the same books you’d find anywhere else. The office was very nice and friendly, but also inflexible and disorganized (this is pretty common in Taiwan though).

At any rate I’m excited to explore some other options, when I get my 90% of my tuition funds back (they’re keeping 10%, which is policy… but that’s a nice little bonus for doing nothing).

Learning Chinese Online 

Ok crap… I wrote this 14 years ago. And I haven’t gotten better at Chinese in all that time, which is obviously nobody else’s fault. Recently I’ve been listening to youtubes and even made myself an online tool for Chinese Flashcards so I hope maybe that will help. I’m at that intermediate phase of understanding some but missing a lot of vocabulary.

Instead of mostly been focused on the craft of writing, and teaching people with my online writing courses. I’ve shifted from art to writing and while it can be slow, after 20 YA fantasy novels I’m starting to make enough money to write full time, which is pretty exciting.

Using famous icons and trademarks in fine art?

Lately I’ve been playing with icons and famous cartoons for an upcoming show. I usually do my own thing, but have noticed that “Fine Art” in Asia is usually a combination of traditional/ancient art skills with modern pop culture. Paintings of Hello Kitty, KFC, Doraemon, Astro Boy etc. are huge sellers (tens of thousands of dollars for a little hello kitty painting.) Recently I’ve seen Angry Birds and other iPhone apps making an appearance in fine art. Technically all this stuff is copyrighted; so it should be illegal. If I want to use them in a graphic design and sell them on TShirts via CafePress – I can’t. So why can I sell trademarked images on paintings for big money to private collectors? No idea!

However, since it seems to be “the thing to do” I’m doing a big series. It’s much faster, simpler than the oil paintings I usually work on. It’s not particularly creative. But I’ll be giving the art world what the art world likes, and we’ll see if that pans out for me. 🙂

Taiwan Centennial Painting Contest

Finished this is less than a week for Taiwan’s Centennial International Painting competition. Luckily they extended the deadline and I was able to shoot off the entry today before packing (for an extended holiday in the states). Originally this painting had Jesus holding the Taiwan baby, being growled at by the local gods (whose turf Jesus – the white colonizing masculine authority – had breached). It works pretty well this way too.

In October they’ll pick a winner (grand prize is $1000usd or an ipad!)

This is kind of a boring painting for me – what do you think?